Campbell Bain

I didnae think I'd ever hear a song I liked less than "Lovin' You". Or maybe it's just the way it keeps goin' forever but I'm no willing t' start playing "Lovin' You" on repeat t' check. [There's a brief pause. And then Campbell starts yelling, a bit away from the device, presumably at the song.] You cannae teach me t' be happy! I know how t' be happy! I'm an expert at being happy! You're just a useless bloody song!


[Something goes smash, (from Campbell flinging it across the room) and that's it for the recording.]