loonyandproud | Entries tagged with campbell gets easily excited

[MAD GRIN AT CAMERA.]

I love today! Today's brilliant! Everybody come talk t' me now!

[Video up on Campbell. He is beyond mussed. He's wearing jeans now, and a t-shirt, but his hair is all over the place and he still has a massive amount of eye-makeup on, albeit slightly smudged eye-makeup, from sleeping in it.

He also looks thrilled.]

I lost my virginity!

If you're outside today, at any point, you might be...lucky enough to hear the sound of a delighted young Scottish man, from...above you, whooping and laughing hysterically alternately. If you look up, then, you'll probably see him, being pulled along attached by unbreakable ropes to ten albatrosses, which have made up their minds to try and fly away from him, which...doesn't work, naturally, so off he flies, through the air.

If you're REALLY 'lucky', you might find him swooping down at you. Don't worry. He'll warn you as soon as he can stop laughing.

[ooc: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO, if you want to see him, or try to carry on a yelling conversation, or...get mowed down by him, HERE IS WHERE YOU POST. IDEK.]

I wasnae cursed today, or yesterday, which is kinda boring, but I suppose it's no that bad. I still have these stitches t' be gettin' on with. Anyway, it's gonna be my birthday in a week, almost, April 18th. I'm no gonna be a teenager anymore! How brilliant is that!? I hope I'm walking around properly by then.

Oh, and are the harpies gone, now? Did the riddle make sense wi' that? Or was it complete nonsense?

Do people want t' do something for my birthday, like going to a pub, maybe, that could work, or y' could just come t' my flat once I'm properly moved back in there or....I dunno, if anyone has any ideas, you can help me brainstorm!

[Campbell, grinning, leaning forward into the screen.]

I wasnae sure exactly what there was so many people here for t' begin with, I mean, I knew there had t' be a curse involved somehow, probably, or else just loads of people all being brought in at once. But I asked around and it's dead exciting, you know? Anyone could be here. Literally anyone. It's gotta be confusing, I guess, for everyone who just showed up here but do you lot no see how amazing this is?! I could do wi' still being cursed wi' that superspeed thing I had a few days ago so I could make sure t' meet everyone, but maybe I'd end up missing someone that way and I don't want t' miss anyone.

[ooc: ANYTHING ALLOWED. Fourth Wall away. He will be excited by pretty much ANYBODY showing up, unless you're Stuart. You can just stay at St. Jude's and not waste your time if you're Stuart. :|]

[Campbell is excited. This is not new, though, so it is barely worth mentioning.]

Have you seen these bunnies? D'you know they burst intae flame if y' run at them? Only they still act like rabbits so you can chase around fireballs! It's pure dead magic. Literally too, I suppose. You no think it hurts them, does it? They wouldnae keep doin' it then. They go right back t' normal when they're calmed down, anyway. Be a dangerous pet, though, would it no? Useful, maybe. Somethin' scary happens and you can roast marshmallows. You'd want t' invest in a fire extinguisher first, a course.

[A pause, and Campbell looks like he's pondering.]

I think Eddie's gone, actually, he wasnae at home when I went t' check on him or when I tried callin' him. I went t' that place wi' all the pictures only I didnae find him cos I ended up finding a bunch of portraits of people off telly and I went off looking at them and I don't actually want t' go back and search again. But I'm fairly certain he's gone. The people from shows being in that hall: does that mean they used to live here? Cos that's cool, it just makes this place even better! Anyway, Eddie's probably better at home, he didnae like this place anyway. I no would have minded him being here t' start the station with but maybe he'll come back.

I've moved, anyway, or I'm moving. I havenae got much stuff t' move so I may as well have moved. I'm gonna be living wi' Curt Wild, who's got a cool name cos he's a rock star! Perfect, really, me being a DJ and him being a musician, we're both about the same thing from different angles, and different ends of it. It'll be better, sharing rent, I reckon, I can spend less time at work and more time building up the radio station. Has anyone got a job going, by the way, I don't think the bookshop is going t' work out. I havenae been fired, exactly, but I don't think the place meshes very well wi' my selling style. They're no ready for it, really.

[Video off. Campbell's going out to run at droves of bunnies with his arms out. Notice him, maybe, join him, tell him that he should maybe stop before he catches on fire?]

I didnae think I'd ever hear a song I liked less than "Lovin' You". Or maybe it's just the way it keeps goin' forever but I'm no willing t' start playing "Lovin' You" on repeat t' check. [There's a brief pause. And then Campbell starts yelling, a bit away from the device, presumably at the song.] You cannae teach me t' be happy! I know how t' be happy! I'm an expert at being happy! You're just a useless bloody song!

[Something goes smash, (from Campbell flinging it across the room) and that's it for the recording.]

[Campbell turns the device on, looking very pleased with himself, and waves. He looks kind of super nineties, only he's got on a black jacket ~~to prove he's a proper DJ~~ instead of the acid wash jean.]

Hello, Network! I think I've worked it out, now, and I'm really here, and I've no gone loony in new and exciting ways. I don't think it would've been all that bad, only I'd like t' keep my job with Radio Scotland, so that's good, especially if I'm no leavin' them all hanging and naebody'll even realise I'm gone.

There isnae a radio station here, is there? I've looked everywhere and you don't even have radios, though I suppose there could be shows on the Network that I havenae noticed, so, is there? If there is, I've got months of experience, bein' a DJ, an' I can come in and do a pilot any time y'want cos I could use a job and I don't really want t' start up as a barman again. It's well enough doin' it for the dosh until I move up in the business but it's no a career.

There's no someone who needs a flatmate, also, cos I cannae afford a place alone and I don't really want t' live in a hostel, and those seem t' be my choices. I don't think it's fair, takin' a man away fi' home and no gi'in' him the local currency t' start out with. I cannae find an exchange, or anybody mentioning one, so it looks like yeh havenae got them, which really isnae fair. If you're gonna kidnap someone, at least do him the courtesy of starting him out. And I don't mean by shovin' him into a hostel. But it is what it is, aye? So if anyone'll go halfers, and wait for me t' make a bit o' dosh first afore I can really pay for anythin', that'd be brilliant.

I think that's it. Oh, and I'm Campbell, by the way.

[He presses one wrong button, and then gets it right the next time and the video ends.]