Campbell Bain

Does anybody have a haggis on them? Or not ON them, I mean, about their person or around the house, perhaps? Or are there any other Scots here that wouldnae mind me sittin' in on their Burns Supper? It didnae...weeell, it didnae REALLY occur t' me that I couldnae just go HOME for dinner and that I'd have tae put together something myself. Boiling vegetables for mashing them isnae hard, is it? It's just putting the vegetables int' water and them boiling them, aye? ... It doesnae really matter if I cannae find a haggis. That's the really important part. ... Eddie! You remembered, did you no? You must have something.